What is this about?

Most of you who will read this know who I am and what I am about. I am a 25 year and 23 month old father of the most out of this world cute pre-terrible two's little girl; who consequently likes food as much as I do. Fine dinning is my guilty pleasure, and like any addiction, I love to feed it regularly. I graduated my hunger from pre-gaming my all night collegiate drinking fiestas with two Chipotle burritos in a sitting (I was a rather large individual for awhile), to homemade ethnic masterpieces and more prestigious culinary 'fixes.' This came about after some sense was slapped into me.... and dating girls who wouldn't sink to my eating level (guys get what I'm saying). Burger King would no longer calm the shakes from my protein withdrawals.

When starting my endeavor into the search for the best, I made the revalation in one day.  I decided that I was disappointed in the majority of restaurants that received wonderful reviews only to go there and find out that I would have rather grilled a spam burger at a tailgate then wasted time, money, and then suffered through the aftermath if I would have known ahead of time. Now I am NOT saying that I have a pallet fit for a kings kitchen, but I do my own cooking from scratch and and expect an expensive meal to follow the same stringent guidelines that I have put forth for my meals.

To put this in perspective, I am going to speak my mind and tell you what I think of every restaurant that I visit in the Minnesota tundra area, and some out of towners so you get an idea of vacation spots. In other words, I'm bored and in need of an outlet. 

To the restaurants, please don't take this as good or bad reviews (as if any of you are even going to see this anyways). Take it as I'm hungry, and like find a repeat spot for luch/dinner..... I'm coming for your best meal for my addiction, my advice bring the deliciousness on and don't get in between my fork and my mouth.

Food Executioner

p.s. I apologize for the lousy grammar and spelling ahead of time, I majored in hockey with a minor in business.... Have a sense of humor